Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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