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(813): View more from Florida

worms taste like bacon by the way.

(1-813): View more from Florida

I always wondered what they tasted like.

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(850): View more from Florida

best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!

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(614): View more from Ohio

i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?

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(740): View more from Ohio

I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..

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(250): View more from British Columbia

After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash

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(630): View more from Illinois

youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...

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