What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I cannot find my penis.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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