i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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