Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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