Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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