Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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