You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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