GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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