the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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