I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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