The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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