Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
