Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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