im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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