Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
no you cant smoke seaweed
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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