i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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