Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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