My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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