Your face is a jimmy john
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm jealous of your bromance
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You left your phone here
Wait...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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