he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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