Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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