She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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