You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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