Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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