It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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