Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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