so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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