can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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