have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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