is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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