great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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