yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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