This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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