Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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