I heard we made out
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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