Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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