Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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