another moral hangover. fuck.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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