Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Acid is not a monday night drug
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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