"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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