I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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