it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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