She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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