Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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