bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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