making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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