have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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