they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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