: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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