me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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