Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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