i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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