I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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